A Little Laugh...Compliments of Ollie

I have to share a little exchange Ollie and I had the other night.  Hope it makes you laugh, I'll be repeating this story at his wedding dinner.

Two nights ago I was putting Ollie to bed.  I laid down next time him and he turned his body towards the wall and here's the conversation that followed:

Ollie: "Don't look at me"
Dad: "Ollie, don't pick your nose"
Ollie: "Don't look at me"
Dad: "Ollie, don't pick your nose" (in a little more serious voice)
Ollie: "Dad, I'm not going to eat it, I'm just going to wipe it on you"

I then fell off the bed laughing and I think Ollie took care of business while I wasn't looking.